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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Toeing the Company line...



Yes Sir, of course I'm focused on our annual corporate objectives.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

If they insist...



Funny, the only thing they don't have there is my wife.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Ouroboros 'n' shiznit...



I know many of you have had nightmares that started like this.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Acceptance...



The first step is admitting it to myself.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Holy waste of time...



Like a really, really shit Batman.

Extra Special...



Research the reference. You won't be disappointed.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Happy Mother's Day...



Is it bad luck to have no idea where the Mother of your child is on Mother's Day? Have a great day sweetheart, wherever you are.

Friday, March 12, 2010



Death? Sex? He doesn't know. Oh, the look on his face...

Just because...



A lame explanation for such banality. Still, you have to admire the penmanship.

Research has shown...



Graphs = Science
Science = The Truth
Therefore Graphs = The Truth
I bathe myself in Syllogism.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

It begins...



A simple enough question, with a multitude of possible responses. I'm open to answers/debate/shut up you goofy fucker/drinking until we solve it (delete as applicable).