Takk, Norge...

It's fun to learn another language.

All The Signs Are There...

Schadenfreude? Check. Selective Auditory Attention? Check. Insanity Plea? I don't think that was a dream...

Office Politics...

Guess what time Russell left the office?

I Can't Find Anything

Where's the f**king Start menu? Tell me, Microsoft. Where is it?!

Enjoy Your Evening...

Learn from a man with experience. Too much experience...

Fo' Sheezy...

Brother got a sweet tooth.

My Understanding Of The Debates So Far...

Cutting Satire 1 - 0 G.O.P.

Man's Best Friend...

Down boy.

8 Out Of 10 Nerds Agree...

Because I'm worth it.

It's the right thing to do...

And let the good times roll.

Maybe One Day I Will Understand...

Sigh.

I Found My Comfort Zone...

I hit my head and when I came around I'd had a vision. A vision of this...

Rest In Peace...

That's step one completed.

Fricking Flora...

You see, polyvinyl chloride doesn't do that.

I'm strangely proud of this...

It may be time to take a long, hard look at myself.

You Can't Say That, Sarcasmo...

I'm taking my sarcastic robot ventriloquism act on the road.

He Thinks He's Better Than Me...

He's probably right.

Good For You, Jay Z...

Welcome to the real world.

Enjoy Cake Irresponsibly...

No-one was ever angry whilst eating cake. Fact.

No Rest For The Wicked...

Freud would have a field-day with that one.