For The Love Of God, Stop...

There is only one way for those horns to make that noise...

More Important than Life and Death...

This is why the English drink so much. It's the only shot we have at optimism.

I Made It Out Of Old Pinball Machine Parts...

Who do you think?

The Weather is Sweet...

The sun is shining. A perfect excuse to dress like a dick.

Yo, Poseidon, Over Here...

No dolphins though. Shame. I was in the mood for flips 'n' shit.

[emoticon incredulous face]...

In times of trouble I look further for help and hope GoD doesn't LoL.

Enjoy Responsibly...

Tip: find the best wine by dividing the alcohol content by the price. The higher the number (or the "pissed/pound ratio" to use the official term), the better the wine.